ok, this is a true story, it happened on my bus 2 skool one morning.

Ok, one morning me and my friend got on the bus and there's this freaky woman who looks like Professor Trewlanley and wears this horrid orange coat. We were talking about Hollyoaks when she stood up and started yelling at us. She was yelling 'Communications these days! There just not the same! Can you hear me girls? Stop it!' We just kind of ignored her and carried on talking but then she turned around again and said 'Shut up! I'm warning you girls, cut it out!' And then my friend asked her 'cut what out?' Then she got up again, walked halfway up the bus and yelled 'I'm warning you! Don't make me come up and personal with you, because I will!' We decided to stop talking and we were using our phones to talk to each other. She was watching us and at the same time was muttering stuff to herself about people called 'Mr Orange, Mr Robins and Mr Grimshaw.'Apparently they were all wearing masks and even in the Big Brother house, were all wearing masks. When we got into Shifnal, she stood up again and no one even bothered to stop her. She was yelling 'well now you've got the ball rolling and I'm right on top of it!' She started to stop talking then, but still muttered all the time and threw us dirty looks. I think her medication kicked in. Well, she gets off at our stop and we waited until she got off the bus before we even moved.

 She wasn't on the bus for a while, and we were al hoping that she'd been sectioned, arrested or better, died. Me and my friend decided to play a really 'immature' game of wizards on the bus once and, Lauren made this up, we were looking into our 'Crystal Bottles' and we were warning people about the 'Grimshaw'. You'll only get that if you're as obsessed with Harry Potter as I am.

Cheer up, don't let the Grimshaw get you down