great news! lauren/lavender is pregnant! and.... with quadtriplets as well! we don't know who the dad is, but my guess is that it's either patrick royston, lukey wukey or bobby carrot. not too sure about the last one, so im pretty sure it's either of the first two.

and lauren, im sorry i put it on the internet, but you know, i just wanted every one to hear the great news! ok, you can yell at me when you find this. actually,dont yell,  or i may have to slap you, but you can...... you can hit my arm quite hard! and you can drop twilight! NO! i take the last one back, kill me, but don't hurt my precious books! they'll die on their own!

Emmaline has a funny hat. Lol. We were doing space afternoon ages ago and now Krissie is watching the video on the computer beside me and she's wearing the hat. She was supposed to be playing that ancient grandad from Doctor Who, that Wilf guy who's related to Donna and she had this super duper cool hat. Other people were playing aliens while someone played the Doctor. Her name is kinda odd so I can't alter it.

It's a pervy subject. I h8 it, but i didn't do too badly in the summer exam. At least I didn't fail anyway. But I did fail music so oh well. Lauren failed too. Lauren's better again now but her voice just sounds like a man's. Seriously. It's ridiculously deep. She sounds like her old boyfriend, Henry. He's now one of her best friends. But... lets just say that they, er, moved on at the weekend. Even though she has a new boyfriend called Lucas.

ha. k has her log book out and i wonder, why k, why? she says it's because she's bored. and that's a very weird thing to do when you're bored - homework. she's coming around to mine tonight but now im having second thoughts. she could kill me,  you never know. according to her, it's likely. apparently she may get bored. PICKLES RULES!!!!

just so you know, i don't believe in the last bit. YES U DO!!!!

the other day, we were doing about volcanos so me and lauren found this really cool website were u can watch them explode. so, i copied the address down and then she came and TOOK MY ROUGH BOOK?!?!?

at the end of the lesson, she went and asked who's diary it was and when i told her it wasn't a diary, it was a rough book, she got even madder, yelling 'don't talk back to me! shut up! if i ever see this book out again i will confiscate it! what do you say'

we were in the library today and i just kind banged the window, yelling 'hi mrs norman!!!!!!!!!!' then i did it again as she came into the classroom for the lesson, and again just ten minutes ago. but then she came back and asked if i could say it in russian, which i can.

dasvendaniya mrs norman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Katelyn is annoying, and so is Loz. Bob is dull (I made him up) and Andrea is being pixie like. In other words; life is dull. As usual. So no surprises there really. Katelyn is on some weird website called FishLand next to me and Loz is on My Documents. That's even more boring than FishLand. And now she can't find her english homework, but that isn't really a problem seeing as our English teacher is just kinda like a giant pineapple. Why are teachers so impossibly weird?

Loz ate my monkey. OK, maybe not my real LIVING pet monkey, but I have two (Bobo and Dodo) but she ATE Dodo in a little roleplay we did and I think I got a bit carried away and now I actually believe she ate poor old Dodo. I miss him, he was my bestest ever friend. Excluding Bobo. Now I sound crazy; I DON'T REALLY HAVE INVISIBLE FRIENDS. At least I don't think so. Oh I got yelled at AGAIN at the weekend, I told my little brother that if he drank lemonade, he'd go bang, fly all over the room and explode, and he believed me. He kept on drinking lemonade and jumped off the arm of the sofa with his hands on his hips like superman, trying to fly. Crazy crazy boy he is. Almost as crazy as Loz and Katelyn. (They're not actually their real names, they're code names. Hehe, aren't I clever? DO NOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION, IT IS RHETORICAL!) I don't think I spelt that right.